Quote #22520
My strong point is not rhetoric, it isn’t showmanship, it isn’t big promises-those things...
Quote #29271
You can’t win at everything, but you can laugh at everything.
Quote #26103
You can’t make up anything anymore. The world itself is a satire. All you’re...
Quote #927
To be conservative at 20 is heartless and to be a liberal at 60...
Quote #3571
The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.
Quote #28529
Funny-peculiar or funny-ha-ha
Quote #34015
Girls are always running through my mind. They don’t dare walk.
Quote #29776
By health I mean the power to live a full, adult, living, breathing life...
Quote #5166
Children are likely to live up to what you believe of them.
Quote #12292
For millions of years, mankind lived just like the animals. Then something happened which...