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Only grown-ups have difficulty with childproof bottles.
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Ever notice that Soup For One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?
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Men want the same thing from women that they want from their underwear… a...
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The vast possibilities of our great future will become realities only if we make...
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We create an environment where it is alright to hate, to steal, to cheat,...
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I, John Brown, am now quite certain that the crimes of this guilty land...
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Happy Son of a bitch ball. Why can’t you go home Aren’t you good...
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Happiness isn’t the easiest thing to find, but one place you’re guaranteed to find...
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Baseball is almost the only orderly thing in a very unorderly world. If you...