Quote #19512
Work is a necessity for man. Man invented the alarm clock.
Quote #21589
I am a student. Please do not fold, spindle, or mutilate me.
Quote #2860
The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies;...
Quote #19223
Shell to DOS… Come in DOS, do you copy Shell to DOS…
Quote #26717
That’s the fourth extra base hit for the Padres — two doubles and a...
Quote #16971
You cannot do a kindness too soon, for you never know how soon it...
Quote #7343
As thou hast sown, so shalt thou reap.
Quote #6971
Desperate affairs require desperate remedies.
Quote #11564
Aunt Marion was right… Never marry a musician, and never answer the door.
Quote #9628
A little bad taste is like a nice dash of paprika.