Quote #451
As I grow older and older, And totter toward the tomb, I find that...
Quote #1973
Sleep is an eight-hour peep show of infantile erotica.
Quote #24048
There are two perfect men one dead, and the other unborn.
Quote #281
The optimist thinks this is the best of all possible worlds. The pessimist fears...
Quote #1059
He had occasional flashes of silence, that made his conversation perfectly delightful.
Quote #33151
Life offers two great gifts–time, and the ability to choose how we spend it....
Quote #21020
Better beans and bacon in peace than cakes and ale in fear.
Quote #14245
Of those who say nothing, few are silent.
Quote #8909
If you knew what I know about the power of giving, you would not...
Quote #26861
You have to lead people gently toward what they already know is right.