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Every tomorrow has two handles. We can take hold of it by the handle...
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There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working...
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Quality is never an accident; it is always the result of high intention, sincere...
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Peter So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since...
Quote #12732
Gambling promises the poor what property performs for the rich–something for nothing.
Quote #11312
Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.
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If I should die, I have left no immortal work behind me – nothing...
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The finest eloquence is that which gets things done; the worst is that which...
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To be exempt from the passions with which others are tormented, is the only...
Quote #22032
When in doubt, punt