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Sex is a bad thing because it rumples the clothes.
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When a miracle happens, even if not to you, it?s nature is to naturally...
Quote #11210
A lie runs until it is overtaken by the truth.
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Joyfulness keeps the heart and face young. A good laugh makes us better friends...
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I choose the likely man in preference to the rich man I want a...
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A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to...
Quote #3647
A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any...
Quote #7843
Men have been taught that it is a virtue to agree with others. But...
Quote #3262
If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books...
Quote #23046
Nobody can be so amusingly arrogant as a young man who has just discovered...