Quote #24505
Sing away sorrow, cast away care.
Quote #17508
The superior man cannot be known in little matters, but he may be entrusted...
Quote #33991
When everyone is somebody, then no one’s anybody.
Quote #4199
To have little is to possess.To have plenty is to be perplexed.
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #7252
Good laws have their origins in bad morals.
Quote #34479
Underpromise overdeliver.
Quote #21693
There is no such thing as a lover’s oath.
Quote #8862
Man is his own star and the soul that can render an honest and...
Quote #46
Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in.