Quote #20653
Education makes machines which act like men and produces men who act like machines.
Quote #19319
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
Quote #2439
The art of government consists in taking as much money as possible from one...
Quote #18908
The opera isn’t over till the fat lady sings.
Quote #79
I can think of nothing less pleasurable than a life devoted to pleasure.
Quote #3584
The friendly cow all red and white, I love with all my heart: She...
Quote #20409
When I read some of the rules for speaking and writing the English language...
Quote #7889
Courage is fear that has said its prayers.
Quote #3451
I now have no time to be tired.
Quote #9981
What really keeps me going is the constant belief that it could all disappear...