Quote #10657
You cannot compile a wit out of two half-wits.
Quote #18796
The optimist sees the rose and not its thorns the pessimist stares at the...
Quote #21278
The sacred rights of mankind are not to be rummaged for among old parchments...
Quote #4996
Paranoia means having all the facts.
Quote #5490
Brains, like hearts, go where they are appreciated.
Quote #18969
Our fear of death is like our fear that summer will be short, but...
Quote #21020
Better beans and bacon in peace than cakes and ale in fear.
Quote #14359
The supreme end of education is expert discernment in all things–the power to tell...
Quote #12596
In the end, everything is a gag.
Quote #19650
What, to the American slave, is your Fourth of July I answer A day...