Quote #28228
Too bad you can’t just grab a tree by the very tip-top and bend...
Quote #13000
Humor is a rubber sword–it allows you to make a point without drawing blood.
Quote #23392
Never continue in a job you don’t enjoy. If you’re happy in what you’re...
Quote #12479
The more you find out about the world, the more opportunities there are to...
Quote #18711
There’s not the least thing can be said or done, but people will talk...
Quote #23451
Brevis esse laboro, obscurus fio.(When I labor to be brief, I become obscure.)
Quote #2463
An income tax form is like a laundry list — either way you lose...
Quote #31652
I am the Roman Emperor, and am above grammar.
Quote #21683
Bodily exercise, when compulsory, does no harm to the body but knowledge which is...
Quote #13056
If government could create jobs and raise children, socialism would have worked.