Quote #24788
I have a fine sense of the ridiculous, but no sense of humor.
Quote #27470
Life becomes religious whenever we make it so when some new light is seen,...
Quote #16018
In seeking wisdom thou are wise; in imagining that thou hast attained it thou...
Quote #29088
In the fight between you and the world, back the world.
Quote #10017
When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.
Quote #5587
Those who flee temptation generally leave a forwarding address.
Quote #27823
The most popular labor-saving device is still money.
Quote #27681
The direct use of force is such a poor solution to any problem, it...
Quote #14383
Necessity never made a good bargain.
Quote #17754
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it’s time to pause...