Quote #32285
One truly cannot be described, If the one doing the describing Has a bad...
Quote #1938
For certain people after fifty, litigation takes the place of sex.
Quote #1115
The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity.
Quote #34247
If at first you don’t succeed, find out if the loser gets anything.
Quote #2050
When I hear the word “culture” I reach for my gun.
Quote #14213
There is only one difference between a madman and me. I am not mad.
Quote #19476
Golf is very much like a love affair, if you don’t take it seriously,...
Quote #19308
Facing it, always facing it, that’s the way to get through. Face it.
Quote #10074
I have always found that mercy bears richer fruits than strict justice.
Quote #6125
The greatest of faults, I should say, is to be conscious of none.