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The guy with the biggest stomach will be the first to take off his...
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Lefty Wise guy dont carry wallets, they carry their money in a roll….beaner on...
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A man cannot be said to succeed in this life who does not satisfy...
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Five senses; an incurably abstract intellect; a haphazardly selective memory; a set of preconceptions...
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Scandisk is now checking your hard disk. You can start praying.
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The First Amendment is often inconvenient. But that is besides the point. Inconvenience does...
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To be conscious that you are ignorant is a great step to knowledge.
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Reality is only just a word.
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We can’t begin to understand what God has planned for us, But we face...
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At high tide fish eat ants; at low tide ants eat fish.