Quote #1264
Whenever we read the obscene stories, the voluptuous debaucheries, the cruel and torturous executions,...
Quote #30636
Can’t I live while I’m young
Quote #14502
Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
Quote #3799
Today, a successful Congressman has the fundraising ability of a hooker trying to raise...
Quote #30506
Fear not, provided you fear but if you fear not, then fear.
Quote #8541
A society grows great when old men plant trees in whose shade they know...
Quote #21808
When I die, I hope to go to Heaven, whatever the Hell that is.
Quote #33240
I do not like poems that resemble hay compressed into a geometrically perfect cube....
Quote #3466
The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be reguarded as...
Quote #26377
Those who steal from private individuals spend their lives in stocks and chains those...