Quote #24470
A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.
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I could not lose unless I was caught in bed with a dead girl...
Quote #25336
An error doesn’t become a mistake until you refuse to correct it.
Quote #29178
I’d give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
Quote #28980
As an atheist you have to rationalize things… Then you have to try and...
Quote #2924
The more violent the body contact of the sports you watch, the lower your...
Quote #26308
People love to admit they have bad handwriting or that they can’t do math....
Quote #25731
The earth was made round so we would not see too far down the...
Quote #30042
Pointing out the comic elements of a situation can bring a sense of proportion...
Quote #1373
Give me the splendid silent sun with all his beams full-dazzling.