Quote #2852
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and a dark...
Quote #24923
This Being of mine, whatever it really is, consists of a little flesh, a...
Quote #2965
My personal hobbies are reading, listening to music, and silence.
Quote #24824
Remember that you are needed. There is at least one important work to be...
Quote #2346
Lactomangulation, n.: Manhandling the “open here” spout on a milk carton so badly that...
Quote #22210
Ricky Max, ah, one more thing, ah … who am I dropping this off...
Quote #8742
The foolish man lies awake all night Thinking of his many problems; When the...
Quote #20428
There are now-a-days professors of philosophy but not philosophers.
Quote #28208
The old-timers around here still shake their heads and chuckle about that city slicker...
Quote #2803
A sportsman is a man who, every now and then, simply has to go...