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Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered
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Excuse me while I kiss the sky.
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Scandisk is now checking your hard disk. You can start praying.
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Most modern calendars mar the sweet simplicity of our lives by reminding us that...
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I can remember way back when a liberal was one who was generous with...
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Make your own recovery the first priority in your life.
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Qaddafi counted on America to be passive. He counted wrong.
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Happiness is an imaginary condition, formerly often attributed by the living to the dead,...
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I am ashamed of confessing that I have nothing to confess.
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I do nothing but go about persuading you all, old and young alike, not...