Quote #28629
Hope is the poor man’s bread.
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For certain people after 50, litigation takes the place of sex.
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If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe...
Quote #34819
The wit makes fun of other persons the satirist makes fun of the world...
Quote #561
To err is human, but is feels divine.
Quote #8667
Just turn left at Greenland…
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To understand this fully, one must transcend from the duality of ‘for’ and ‘against’...
Quote #540
No nice men are good at getting taxis.
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When you laugh, be sure to laugh at what people do and not at...
Quote #31478
Just being happy helps other souls along Their burdens may be heavy and they...