Quote #3007
God invented whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world.
Quote #14248
He who laughs last is generally the last to get the joke.
Quote #34175
The problem of power is how to achieve its responsible use rather than its...
Quote #25109
I do not believe in doing for pleasure things I do not like to...
Quote #20481
How often we find ourselves turning our backs on our actual friends, that we...
Quote #29413
Credulity is the man’s weakness, but the child’s strength.
Quote #30256
I think that I shall never see a billboard lovely as a tree. Perhaps,...
Quote #5330
I have no mercy or compassion in me for a society that will crush...
Quote #27078
Sexual pleasure is, I agree, a passion to which all others are subordinate but...
Quote #33797
If theres one thing I know its God does love a good joke.