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What’s right about America is that although we have a mess of problems, we...
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The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates.
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If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education,...
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Intelligence is when you spot a flaw in your boss’s reasoning. Wisdom is when...
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Conversation is food for the soul.
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What are politicians going to tell people when the Constitution is gone and we...
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To keep a lamp burning we have to keep putting oil in it.
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Since we cannot match it let us take our revenge by abusing it.
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The shortest answer is doing.