Quote #12674
Unless you are ambitious, you do not make progress.
Quote #11205
A husband is always a sensible man; he never thinks of marrying.
Quote #24241
Intellectual growth should commence at birth and cease only at death.
Quote #3948
Every man serves a useful purpose: A miser, for example, makes a wonderful ancestor.
Quote #26440
If you cry ‘Forward’ you must without fail make plain in what direction to...
Quote #11727
The secret to life is meaningless unless you discover it yourself.
Quote #18891
Th’ newspaper does ivrything f’r us. It runs th’ polis foorce an’ th’ banks,...
Quote #18493
Happy The price is wrong, bitch.
Quote #23336
Government’s view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases...
Quote #10441
Children are the only form of immortality that we can be sure of.