Quote #26510
I bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.
Quote #1879
A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawer.
Quote #34835
We secure our friends not by accepting favors but by doing them.
Quote #23239
I read no newspaper now but Ritchie’s, and in that chiefly the advertisements, for...
Quote #4986
Cursed be he that moves my bones.
Quote #19357
A winner never whines.
Quote #22747
If all our happiness is bound up entirely in our personal circumstances it is...
Quote #22634
You can never learn less, you can only learn more.
Quote #30574
My opponent called me a cream puff. … Well, I rushed out and got...
Quote #13894
Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.