Quote #1908
Life is a great big canvas, and you should throw all the paint on...
Quote #10918
Dont get married, just find someone you dont like and buy them a house.
Quote #7537
Pity is the virtue of the law, and none but tyrants use it cruelly.
Quote #13703
That government is best which governs the least, because its people discipline themselves.
Quote #30181
What I have to say is far more important than how long my eyelashes...
Quote #22889
I believe in getting into hot water it keeps you clean.
Quote #9315
All we actually have is our body and its muscles that allow us to...
Quote #811
Everything you can imagine is real.
Quote #30168
Evil will always triumph, because good is dumb.
Quote #29561
When I was a kid, I said to my father one afternoon, ‘Daddy, will...