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A cucumber should be well-sliced, dressed with pepper and vinegar, and then thrown out.
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Love is like a violin. The music may stop now and then, but the...
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Security is when everything is settled. When nothing can happen to you. Security is...
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Tolerance is another word for indifference.
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Ever notice that Soup For One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?
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Democracy means government by the uneducated, while aristocracy means government by the badly educated.
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Brains, like hearts, go where they are appreciated.