Quote #29049
The meeting of two personalities is like the contact of two chemical substances if...
Quote #1472
Sorrow was like the wind. It came in gusts.
Quote #19315
There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working...
Quote #14953
Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.
Quote #19317
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Quote #22001
We must change in order to survive.
Quote #26956
The objective of false prophets and teachers of whatever stripe is…the influence and control...
Quote #26724
Well, it looks like the all-star balloting is about over, especially in the National...
Quote #16934
We are born believing. A man bears beliefs, as a tree bears beauty.
Quote #432
Van Gogh became a painter because he had no ear for music.