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Listen, can you hear it Spring’s sweet cantata. The strains of grass pushing through...
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The bottom line is that (a) people are never perfect, but love can be,...
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We are never so ridiculous through what we are as through what we pretend...
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A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.
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It often takes more courage to change one’s opinion than to stick to it.
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Expect your every need to be met, expect the answer to every problem, expect...
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Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...
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Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principle one was that they escaped...
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Life is like a beautiful melody, only the lyrics are messed up.
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To a resolute mind, wishing to do is the first step toward doing. But...