Quote #19319
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
Quote #17714
He not only overflowed with learning, he stood in the slop.
Quote #13445
He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not...
Quote #456
Politeness is half good manners and half good lying.
Quote #14758
Some believe all that parents, tutors, and kindred believe. They take their principles by...
Quote #9530
Time has laid its healing hand upon the wound when we can look back...
Quote #31854
One man was so mad at me that he ended his letter Beware. You...
Quote #2335
Chastity always takes its toll. In some it produces pimples; in others, sex laws.
Quote #33101
I trust that everything happens for a reason, even when we’re not wise enough...
Quote #6194
Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself, (I am large, I...