Quote #6173
The world is round; it has no point.
Quote #26062
Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance.
Quote #2141
Bibo, ergo sum. – I drink, therefore I am
Quote #29901
Never give up. If you want to be something, be conceited about it, give...
Quote #9897
We shall show mercy, but we shall not ask for it.
Quote #30107
Man is quite insane. He wouldn’t know how to create a maggot, and he...
Quote #29589
If you don’t go far enough back in memory or far enough ahead in...
Quote #5606
A satirist is a man who discovers unpleasant things about himself and then says...
Quote #30038
Money can’t buy friends, but it can get you a better class of enemy.
Quote #5635
Science is organized knowledge. Wisdom is organized life.