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A satirist is a man who discovers unpleasant things about himself and then says...
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You cannot hold back a good laugh any more than you can the tide....
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Because the women are watching.
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Never esteem anything as an advantage to you that will make you break your...
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Deep experience is never peaceful.
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A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top.
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Beware the ides of March.
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The human race is faced with a cruel choice work or daytime television.
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In a nation ruled by swine, all pigs are upward mobile.
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No other road, no other way, no day but today.