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Television is chewing gum for the eyes.
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The only thing dumber than a pitcher is two pitchers.
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Happiness isn’t the easiest thing to find, but one place you’re guaranteed to find...
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Before you contradict an old man, my fair friend, you should endeavor to understand...
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Any excuse will serve a tyrant.
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It’s a good thing to have all the props pulled out from under us...
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A clear conscience is a good pillow.
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An apprentice carpenter may want only a hammer and saw, but a master craftsman...
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Do not speak of repulsive matters at table.
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Being Irish, he had an abiding sense of tragedy which sustained him through temporary...