Quote #945
He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my...
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It has been our policy not to use obscenities in the paper. It’s a...
Quote #19144
BASIC – A programming language. Related to certain social diseases in that those who...
Quote #1164
There is no limit to stupidity. Space itself is said to be bounded by...
Quote #24350
Nothing ever gets anywhere. The earth keeps turning round and round and gets nowhere....
Quote #163
Love your enemies just in case your friends turn out to be a bunch...
Quote #17041
Good nonsense is good sense in disguise.
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The reward for doing right is mostly an internal phenomenon: self-respect, dignity, integrity, and...
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In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake....
Quote #7018
In war, truth is the first casualty.