Quote #1948
Creator: a comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh.
Quote #26832
Responsibility is the thing people dread most of all. Yet it is the one...
Quote #32552
In love, as in war, a fortress that parleys is half taken.
Quote #948
Time is what prevents everything from happening at once.
Quote #11023
Is everybody in? Is everybody in? Is everybody in? The ceremony is about to...
Quote #22187
Saying we should keep the two-party political system simply because it is working is...
Quote #4117
Farmers are the only indispensable people on the face of the earth.
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It is a sign of a creeping inner death when we no longer can...
Quote #25938
Our goals can only be reached through a vehicle of a plan, in which...
Quote #32977
Civilization requires slaves. Human slavery is wrong, insecure, and demoralizing. On mechanical slavery, on...