Quote #2857
The charms of a passing woman are usually in direct relation to the speed...
Quote #9212
Integrity is the recognition of the fact that you cannot fake your consciousness, just...
Quote #18989
Whenever you have an efficient government you have a dictatorship.
Quote #4342
In this world second thoughts, it seems, are best.
Quote #17819
Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear, and the blind can read.
Quote #11570
Men want the same thing from women and their underwear: support, comfort, and freedom.
Quote #27676
Each suburban wife struggled with it alone. As she made the beds, shopped for...
Quote #25524
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It’s the funniest joke in...
Quote #6211
No human thing is of serious importance.
Quote #1781
You can fool too many of the people too much of the time.