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We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez: small, sweet, and coming out...
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Love is a medicine for the sickness of the world a prescription often given,...
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The whole object of comedy is to be yourself and the closer you get...
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The dog has seldom been successful in pulling man up to its level of...
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Success and failure are both difficult to endure. Along with success come drugs, divorce,...
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What we do today, right now, will have an accumulated effect on all our...
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If you are near the enemy, make him believe you are far from him....
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Do definite good; first of all to yourself, then to definite persons.
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Men, I want you just thinking of one word all season. One word and...
Quote #16209
A teacher affects eternity; he can never tell where his influence stops.