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Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...
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O Lord, help me to be pure, but not yet.
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Going to the opera, like getting drunk, is a sin that carries its own...
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Nature never makes any blunders, when she makes a fool she means it.
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There are two kinds of failures those who thought and never did, and those...
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How sharper than a serpent’s tooth it is To have a thankless child
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Laws are a dead letter without courts to expound and define their true meaning...
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Ginger He exists in a world beyond your world. What we only fantasize –...
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Life is as tedious as a twice-told tale Vexing the dull ear of a...
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There is no excellent beauty that hath not some strangeness in the proportion.