Quote #1924
Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel.
Quote #26748
Finley is going over to get a new piece of bat.
Quote #17204
Thou shouldst eat to live not live to eat.
Quote #16535
University President Why is it that you physicists always require so much expensive equipment...
Quote #7249
May you live all the days of your life.
Quote #10017
When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.
Quote #26228
Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and...
Quote #20160
Before we blame, we should first see if we can’t excuse.
Quote #20039
Our sweetest songs are those that tell the saddest thoughts.
Quote #4677
Whoever destroys a single life is as guilty as though he had destroyed the...