Quote #2926
The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance, the wise grows it under his...
Quote #3875
Keeping your clothes well pressed will keep you from looking hard pressed.
Quote #22308
There is nothing so ridiculous absurd* but some philosopher has said it.
Quote #9326
The grass is not, in fact, always greener on the other side of the...
Quote #11141
A book holds a house of gold.
Quote #19586
A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step.
Quote #2542
History is bunk.
Quote #28224
Here’s a good gag if you go swimming in a swamp and when you...
Quote #22937
Pray that your loneliness may spur you into finding something to live for, great...
Quote #5180
I have nothing to declare but my genius.