Quote #14578
Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.
Quote #24788
I have a fine sense of the ridiculous, but no sense of humor.
Quote #19349
The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf...
Quote #25666
He was so narrow-minded he could see through a keyhole with two eyes.
Quote #28939
If the scissors are not used daily on the beard, it will not be...
Quote #8717
Example is not the main thing in influencing others. It is the only thing.
Quote #31767
When you talk, you repeat what you already know when you listen, you often...
Quote #25519
The abuse of greatness is when it disjoins remorse from power.
Quote #24291
The most beautiful and most profound emotion we can experience is the sensation of...
Quote #26709
Johnny Grubb slides into second with a standup double.