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Education is when you read the fine print. Experience is what you get if...
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The innkeeper loves a drunkard, but not for a son-in-law.
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Clarity of mind means clarity of passion, too this is why a great and...
Quote #10657
You cannot compile a wit out of two half-wits.
Quote #23026
Hell is a half-filled auditorium.
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Green Goblin The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the...
Quote #8473
I smoke in moderation, only one cigar at a time.
Quote #11520
Men, in general, are but great children.
Quote #5803
Teach us, O Lord, the disciplines of patience, for to wait is often harder...
Quote #15607
There are times when God asks nothing of his children except silence, patience and...