Quote #13367
The lottery is a tax on people who flunked math.
Quote #1468
A schedule defends from chaos and whim.
Quote #10405
I never saw a wild thing sorry for itself. A bird will fall frozen...
Quote #9939
I know you have come to kill me. Shoot, coward! You are only going...
Quote #12506
As your attorney i advise you to take a hit out of the small...
Quote #14237
Temper gets you into trouble. Pride keeps you there.
Quote #694
Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder.
Quote #16745
Use your health, even to the point of wearing it out. That is what...
Quote #13216
Spontaneous kindness is to hipsters as high beams are to deer.
Quote #11465
Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise.