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If thou shouldst never see my face again,Pray for my soul. More things are...
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My mother loved children — she would have given anything if I had been...
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Johnny Grubb slides into second with a standup double.
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What is yours is mine, and all mine is yours.
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The test of a vocation is the love of the drudgery it involves.
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To have a choice at all is to be free – even when the...
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One mind awake can awaken another, The second awake can awaken their next door...