Quote #21203
Anger makes dull men witty, but it keeps them poor.
Quote #14656
Business today consists in persuading crowds.
Quote #16806
Every man over forty is a scoundrel.
Quote #6062
When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth.
Quote #17330
Rash indeed is he who reckons on the morrow, or haply on days beyond...
Quote #27625
We’re not lost. We’re locationally challenged.
Quote #22785
You can always pick up your needle and move to another groove.
Quote #25838
Intellect distinguishes between the possible and the impossible reason distinguishes between the sensible and...
Quote #9969
We have enslaved the rest of the animal creation, and have treated our distant...
Quote #22977
In the dark colony of night, when I consider man’s magnificent capacity for malice,...