Quote #25750
There are some things so serious you have to laugh at them.
Quote #6517
The result justifies the deed. (Exitus acta probat)
Quote #9825
I think that parents only get so offended by television because they rely on...
Quote #32436
You never have a chance for your luck to operate if you don’t take...
Quote #22797
No mind is thoroughly well organized that is deficient in a sense of humor.
Quote #20500
He who hasn’t hacked assemply language as a youth has no heart. He who...
Quote #96
I detest life-insurance agents; they always argue that I shall some day die, which...
Quote #30966
The anvil fears no blows.
Quote #29006
No one ever promised that the fastest horse in the race was the easiest...
Quote #8314
When I am asked, “What do you think of our audience?” I answer, “I...