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All happy families resemble one another, but each unhappy family is unhappy in its...
Quote #11540
A diet is when you watch what you eat and wish you could eat...
Quote #4866
Observe your enemies, for they first find out your faults.
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Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body...
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Nothing recedes like success.
Quote #1932
Men are born ignorant, not stupid; they are made stupid by education.
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You cannot play with the animal in you without becoming wholly animal, play with...
Quote #30787
You have to kiss a lot of toads before you find a handsome prince.
Quote #8679
If you live long enough, the venerability factor creeps in; first, you get accused...
Quote #20786
We have met the enemy and it is us.