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The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just...
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The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.
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Love consists in this, that two solitudes protect and touch and greet each other.
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All truly wise thoughts have been thoughts already thousands of times; but to make...
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Behold the turtle. He makes progress only when he sticks his neck out.
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Our goal can only be reached through a vehicle of a pain, in which...
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Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
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A guest is like rain: when he lingers on, he becomes a nuisance.