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About the only thing that comes to us without effort is old age.
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The human race is faced with a cruel choice work or daytime television.
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All slang is a metaphor, and all metaphor is poetry.
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Women are like teabags. You dont know how strong they are until you put...
Quote #28031
The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your...
Quote #27612
An American tragedy in which we all have played a part. (On Watergate, announcing...
Quote #13332
Life was a funny thing that occured on the way to the grave.
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When a traveller returneth home, let him not leave the countries where he hath...
Quote #21463
A hypocrite is a person who–but who isn’t
Quote #8452
1. During civil disturbance adopt such an attitude that people do not attach any...