Quote #1115
The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity.
Quote #2823
I do not say a proverb is amiss when aptly and reasonably applied, but...
Quote #20651
A new question has arisen in modern man’s mind, the question, namely, whether life...
Quote #3160
Who begins too much accomplishes little.
Quote #30526
Never violate the sacredness of your individual self-respect.
Quote #6720
Our great democracies still tend to think that a stupid man is more likely...
Quote #12307
Fleas can be taught nearly anything a congressman can.
Quote #2831
Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy...
Quote #24843
It’s hard to create humor because of the unfair competition from the real world.
Quote #8817
When we see men of a contrary character, we should turn inwards and examine...