Quote #1736
For certain people after 50, litigation takes the place of sex.
Quote #23749
‘Tis our true policy to steer clear of permanent alliances with any portion of...
Quote #27142
Some people don’t get it when I’m being sarcastic.
Quote #6489
Proof is the idol before whom the pure mathematician tortures himself.
Quote #15587
Procrastination is the grave in which opportunity is buried.
Quote #2076
Marriage is based on the theory that when man discovers a brand of beer...
Quote #5387
The Stone Age came to an end not for a lack of stone, and...
Quote #34599
Forgiveness does not always lead to a healed relationship. Some people are not capable...
Quote #20766
The people who oppose your ideas are inevitably those who represent the established order...
Quote #23465
With silence favor me.