Quote #28042
Life is God’s joke on us. It’s our mission to figure out the punchline.
Quote #20932
There is occasions and causes why and wherefore in all things.
Quote #16631
I feel like the fellow in jail who is watching his scaffold being built....
Quote #11573
When it comes to sex, the most important six inches are the ones between...
Quote #9412
Diplomacy is the art of knowing what not to say.
Quote #12313
Why is my existence so perfect with dark places? And why do I no...
Quote #19621
The ideas I stand for are not mine. I borrowed them from Socrates. I...
Quote #20449
It is only when we forget all our learning that we begin to know.
Quote #19745
Learn to be pleased with everything with wealth, so far as it makes us...
Quote #24938
Deem not life a thing of consequence. For look at the yawning void of...