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If you’ve never been hated by your child, you’ve never been a parent.
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Jesus Alou is in the on-deck circus.
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A great step toward independence is a good humored stomach.
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It is a paradoxical but profoundly true and important principle of life that the...
Quote #2232
Happiness is an imaginary condition, formerly attributed by the living to the dead, now...
Quote #26381
My mind’s sunk so low, Claudia, because of you, wrecked itself on your account...
Quote #34232
Intimate relationships cannot substitute for a life plan. But to have any meaning or...
Quote #27969
Half the world does not know the joys of wearing cotton underwear. (promoting US...
Quote #16831
He who has a thousand friendsHas not a friend to spare,While he who has...
Quote #1495
Perhaps I am a bear, or some hibernating animal underneath, for the instinct to...